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The Alternative to a Shamrock Shake

The Shamrock Shake used to be something I’d look forward to every year. In fact, I can still taste it. Knowing that all these years of work isn’t worth putting that junk into my body, finding another easy (and delicious) version that I can make and have whenever I want is the way to go. Finding an alternative to this allergen and chemical laden dessert is just one way to relieve a load of burden on the body.  Before I share about the ingredients in details, I have a funny story to share.

When I was in my early twenties, I worked as a private PCA (personal care attendant), among other things (nursing assistant, lifeguard, nanny) as I began to grow my practice. I did companion care for a woman in her late 80s who was an absolute stitch. She jumped into my old four door Jeep Cherokee and off we’d go to her favorite upscale shops for another pair of Manolo Blahniks, or to her doctors appointments. Not only did she carry an oxygen tank (and light up once she got in my car), but she did and said whatever was on her mind — she was a real spitfire.

One day after a shopping excursion where (keep in mind early 20s, no money to my name and driving her around in a rusty old Jeep) she paid over $60 for a plain white t-shirt, she asked me to pull in to the McDonald’s drive through. I laughed, said “okay,” and hooked a right. She asked me to order her a Shamrock Shake, so I ordered two because I was tickled that we had something in common. We got our shakes and started down the freeway heading towards home. Now, she was a tiny little thing — I’d bet she was 85 pounds sopping wet, so it made her feisty actions that much more funny to me. She loved her sweets, though filled up quickly when she ate. So I glanced at her shake when she announced she was done with it (there was over half left in the cup) and simultaneously asked me to roll down her window.

I thought she was going to light up a cigarette when instead that shake went straight out the window. We were in the left lane so I can only imagine where that shake landed and I thank God to this day I didn’t hear the sound of screeching tires, brakes, or sirens because I didn’t have the gall to even look behind me. I just white knuckled the next few miles until we were on a different freeway and closer to home. Twenty three years later, I still laugh out loud when I think of this (and her). Let’s take a look at why that shake was the last Shamrock Shake I ever bought (and not because I was traumatized!).

Ingredients in McDonald’s Shamrock Shake

(list straight from the McDonald’s site)

VANILLA REDUCED FAT ICE CREAM

Ingredients: Milk, Sugar, Cream, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Mono and Diglycerides, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate.

Contains: MILK.

SHAMROCK SHAKE SYRUP

Ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Water, Sugar, Natural Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Yellow 5, Blue 1. May contain small amounts of other shake flavors served at the restaurant, including egg ingredients when Egg Nog Shakes are available.

WHIPPED TOPPING

Ingredients: Cream, Nonfat Milk, Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Contains 1% or Less: Mono-And Diglycerides, Carrageenan, Polysorbate 80, Beta Carotene (Color), Natural and Artificial Flavor, Mixed Tocopherols (Vitamin E) to Protect Flavor. Whipping Propellant (Nitrous Oxide).

Contains: MILK.

MARASCHINO CHERRY

Ingredients: Cherries, Water, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Malic Acid, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Red 40, Sulfur Dioxide as Preservative (Contains Sulfites).

GREEN SUGAR CRYSTALS

Ingredients: Sugar, Yellow 5 Lake, Confectioners Glaze, Blue 1 Lake, Carnauba Wax.

If the ingredients aren’t enough to scare you away, the lack of nutritional value should. This shake has 470 calories (WebMD suggests a female with a sedentary lifestyle be allowed 1800 calories/day), so it’s almost 1/3 of what most people should intake in a day. It has 14 grams of fat and 62 carbs, when a “moderate” intake of carbs is 100 grams per day. Yikes. With 65 grams of sugar, that is equal to OVER SIXTEEN TEASPOONS of sugar in one shake.

Healthy Shamrock Shake Recipes

Here’s a mini recipe round up for you play with:

One of my favorites is the Standard Process Shamrock Shake. The recipe below is for one serving and is filling and tasty!

The Alternative to a Shamrock Shake

Prep Time 5 minutes
Total Time 5 minutes
Course Beverages
Servings 2

Equipment

  • Blender

Ingredients
  

  • 2 handfuls spinach
  • 1 stalk 1 stalk celery chopped
  • 1 large leaf kale chopped
  • 1/4 cup grapes
  • 3-4 ice cubes
  • 1 apple chopped
  • 1 banana
  • 1 tbsp flax seeds
  • 1 cup water
  • 2 scoops Standard Process Complete vanilla

Instructions
 

  • Add these ingredients in order from beginning to end in your blender.
  • Blend until smooth.
  • Optional: top with whipped coconut cream and a few cacao nibs.

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Nichole Hirsch Kuechle

Nichole Hirsch Kuechle

Hi there, Nichi here! I am a Clinical Master in Advanced Nutrition Response Testing. Discovering natural healing methods for mind and body finally led me toward health restoration — and my calling in life. I have come alongside families in transforming their physical and mental health for more than 20 years and am honored to have their trust. Glad to have you join this community.
Nichole Hirsch Kuechle

Nichole Hirsch Kuechle

Hi there, Nichi here! I am a Clinical Master in Advanced Nutrition Response Testing. Discovering natural healing methods for mind and body finally led me toward health restoration — and my calling in life. I have come alongside families in transforming their physical and mental health for more than 20 years and am honored to have their trust. Glad to have you join this community.

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